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- wax upper lip
- file fingernails
- paint fingernails
- put clear topcoat on fingernails
- blowdry hair
- wear stockings
- put on makeup
- wear high heels
- wear pearls
- wear camisole under blouse
- wear slightly padded bra
- tuck in blouse
- carry 'dignified' bag
- wish for diamond ring
- trim and shape eyebrows
- clean off my great-aunt's makeup mirror
- shaved legs
- shaved armpits
- shaved other things
- tweezed eyebrows
- tweezed other things
- powdered my nose often
- brushed my hair often
- reapplied lipstick throughout the day
- smoothed my hair a lot
- been more careful when eating and drinking
- thought incessantly about my appearance
- ordered cosmos to drink
- hair should have been straighter
- hair should have been highlighted
- hair should have been hairsprayed
- needed a professional eyebrow wax/shaping
- professional manicure
- didn't have concealer for dark circles under eyes
- should have worn perfume
- should've had pearl earrings to match necklace
- pearl necklace was held together with masking tape
- shouldn't have crawled under the desk in class to hook up the projector
- sat inappropriately (indian-style) a few times
- forgot powder for face
- kept putting on lipstick in public, students remind me that this is not
classy
- several men opened the door
for me
- one student said i looked "all dolled up"
- one woman said she doesn't recognize me with my hair down, but it looks
nice
- many students ask why i am dressed up; I lie and tell them it's for their
final crits
- several students compliment me on looking nice today
- a faculty member says "Boy, do you look corporate today!"
- bartender in gay lounge says that I may not want to go in the bar because
the gay porn is shocking
- older men eating dinner look my way when I go to the restroom
- I feel tall and more powerful in heels
- heels
give me tendinitis
- students dare me to grab the restaurant manager's ass in return for a free
dinner. he is pleasantly surprised by the attention from such a classy woman.